what if every time u unzipped your pants it made the skype opening sound effect
remember when they hacked Sesame Street youtube page and uploaded porn videos there
the best video ive ever seen on this website though…the cute asian girl news reporter slides down the slide and screams all the way down.
MY MOM FED ME COOKIES WITH MILK IM GONNA SHIT UP A FUCKING STORM WHY CANT SHE DO ANYTHING RIGHT
OH MY GOD
WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH HER
GIVING YOU COOKIES AND MILK
IM LACTOSE INTOLERANT YOU PIECE OF TRASH I LITERALLY MEANT IM GOING TO SHIT UP A FUCKING STORM
marble sculptures are one of the most beautiful things i’ve ever seen i mean
that’s stone and someone made it look transparent
do you see that fabric?
do you see that fluffy pillow?
do you see that anatomy and those humans muscles?
no you do not because that’s all fucking marble
changing themes is such a traumatic experience
did we ever figure out who jizzed on the praying mantis
this is the best picture on tumblr.com i think