I enjoy scary books and kid’s cartoons Let’s be bros Cool kid(s) // Tumblr (3.0; @captainderp)http://captainderp.tumblr.com/<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/7728a485c95ac8ccb78435d29d29eec6/tumblr_mnbr5ki7bp1r6gsdjo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><a href="http://nayx.tumblr.com/post/51256015174/i-couldnt-photoshop-this-if-i-tried" class="tumblr_blog">nayx</a>:</p> <blockquote><p>i couldn’t photoshop this if i tried</p></blockquote>http://captainderp.tumblr.com/post/51329310570http://captainderp.tumblr.com/post/51329310570Sat, 25 May 2013 15:59:05 -0500<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/07da6784ae41ba6a7a8f1c41181cf576/tumblr_mjqa3tn9U51qhwlspo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://transhumanisticpanspermia.tumblr.com/post/46612230294/doge-has-encountered-watre">transhumanisticpanspermia</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>DOGE HAS ENCOUNTERED WATRE</p> </blockquote>http://captainderp.tumblr.com/post/51329297108http://captainderp.tumblr.com/post/51329297108Sat, 25 May 2013 15:58:53 -0500<p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://people-should-all-be-onions.tumblr.com/post/44201969587/mydarlingangelgabriel-snape-snape-severus">people-should-all-be-onions</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://mydarlingangelgabriel.tumblr.com/post/40622855102/snape-snape-severus-snape-dumbledore">mydarlingangelgabriel</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>Snape, ^{Snape, _{Severus Snape, ^{<big><big><big>DUMBLEDORE</big></big></big>}}}</p> </blockquote> <p><a href="http://tumblr.com/tagged/why%20do%20we%20all%20know%20exactly%20what%20is%20happening%20in%20this%20post">#why do we all know exactly what is happening in this post</a></p> </blockquote>http://captainderp.tumblr.com/post/51329244006http://captainderp.tumblr.com/post/51329244006Sat, 25 May 2013 15:58:06 -0500<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/48d3d9f7da9a15a75e90b82b83a2363c/tumblr_mmc9gtaifL1qemzrzo1_400.jpg"/><br/><br/>http://captainderp.tumblr.com/post/51329125540http://captainderp.tumblr.com/post/51329125540Sat, 25 May 2013 15:56:24 -0500<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/3c9fc064258fcb6dc665cba19b51c938/tumblr_mhicwoDjgF1qewacoo1_r1_500.png"/><br/><br/><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://hopefisch.tumblr.com/post/41967474894/oklahoma">hopefisch</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>Oklahoma</p> </blockquote>http://captainderp.tumblr.com/post/51329102676http://captainderp.tumblr.com/post/51329102676Sat, 25 May 2013 15:56:04 -0500<p><a href="http://pizza.tumblr.com/post/51057444776" class="tumblr_blog">pizza</a>:</p> <blockquote><p>*uses snapchat text bar to cover double chin*</p></blockquote>http://captainderp.tumblr.com/post/51328973763http://captainderp.tumblr.com/post/51328973763Sat, 25 May 2013 15:54:10 -0500<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/a2fd3be14c778df23c5a44159fae4ed2/tumblr_mhu6jtUl7K1qhn9c6o1_500.png"/><br/><br/><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://nezua.tumblr.com/post/51264611409/no-doubt-spock-no-doubt">nezua</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>no doubt, spock. no doubt. </p> </blockquote>http://captainderp.tumblr.com/post/51328882408http://captainderp.tumblr.com/post/51328882408Sat, 25 May 2013 15:52:49 -0500<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/507fa3e3f446fb668a64642b2956b986/tumblr_mnaiioPNdh1rp337xo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://coolscar.tumblr.com/post/51237354454/my-eyes-look-sad-but-my-body-doesnt">coolscar</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>My eyes look sad but my body doesn’t</p> </blockquote>http://captainderp.tumblr.com/post/51328867974http://captainderp.tumblr.com/post/51328867974Sat, 25 May 2013 15:52:36 -0500<p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://iceepr1ncess.tumblr.com/post/51200690662/literally-nothing-feels-better-than-being-loved-by">iceepr1ncess</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>literally nothing feels better than being loved by someone who hates everyone</p> </blockquote>http://captainderp.tumblr.com/post/51328819855http://captainderp.tumblr.com/post/51328819855Sat, 25 May 2013 15:51:54 -0500<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/bc2fbf2e3b9bcdf5376b8c45b66589cf/tumblr_mj986cCkZB1qcj7k0o1_500.png"/><br/><br/><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://alecziscute.tumblr.com/post/44723374415/same">alecziscute</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>same</p> </blockquote>http://captainderp.tumblr.com/post/51328789330http://captainderp.tumblr.com/post/51328789330Sat, 25 May 2013 15:51:29 -0500<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/98567c80b82a48059003a72b410698e6/tumblr_mna0qoBoGp1r7mgcyo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><a href="http://mew-squared.tumblr.com/post/51197482868" class="tumblr_blog">mew-squared</a>:</p> <blockquote><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://johnfreakingegbert.tumblr.com/post/51186205069/money-speaks-and-it-tells-me-youre-a-faggot">johnfreakingegbert</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>Money speaks and it tells me you’re a faggot</p> </blockquote> <p>are we just going to ignore the fact that he wrote the T on</p></blockquote>http://captainderp.tumblr.com/post/51328763107http://captainderp.tumblr.com/post/51328763107Sat, 25 May 2013 15:51:06 -0500<p><a href="http://paging-doctorfaggot.tumblr.com/post/51324788310" class="tumblr_blog">paging-doctorfaggot</a>:</p> <blockquote><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://kallascorchrazor.tumblr.com/post/51264789892/kallascorchrazor-if-this-gets-above-500-notes"><span class="GingerNoCheckStart"></span>kallascorchrazor</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://kallascorchrazor.tumblr.com/post/29998430050/if-this-gets-above-500-notes-ill-use-a">kallascorchrazor</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>if this gets above 500 notes i’ll use a horse_ebooks tweet as my senior quote</p> </blockquote> <p><img alt="image" src="http://media.tumblr.com/942dd2174f07ec053cea5073a626ce96/tumblr_inline_mnbx7l0YLd1qz4rgp.png"/></p> </blockquote></blockquote>http://captainderp.tumblr.com/post/51328695085http://captainderp.tumblr.com/post/51328695085Sat, 25 May 2013 15:50:06 -0500<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/127f0d655ae916294974489e695584b9/tumblr_mn4rqo6HrM1qbgavho1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><a href="http://like-a-paper-bag.tumblr.com/post/51287494273/im-fucking-scared" class="tumblr_blog">like-a-paper-bag</a>:</p> <blockquote><p>Im fucking scared</p></blockquote>http://captainderp.tumblr.com/post/51328663731http://captainderp.tumblr.com/post/51328663731Sat, 25 May 2013 15:49:38 -0500<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/8c41251ceb5b1f36a9c0cf23f031d4fe/tumblr_mn67ycgjF51rgqz7wo1_r1_500.png"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/c3950ebc3d91b116da61f05c400f07e0/tumblr_mn67ycgjF51rgqz7wo2_r1_500.gif"/><br/> <br/>http://captainderp.tumblr.com/post/51328654268http://captainderp.tumblr.com/post/51328654268Sat, 25 May 2013 15:49:30 -0500<p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://whiteboywaves.tumblr.com/post/51102468293/why-would-you-ask-for-nudes-go-turn-off-safe">whiteboywaves</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>why would you ask for nudes. go turn off safe search and google titties wtf stone age bitches can’t work a internet</p> </blockquote>http://captainderp.tumblr.com/post/51328583096http://captainderp.tumblr.com/post/51328583096Sat, 25 May 2013 15:48:28 -0500<p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://assiest.tumblr.com/post/39254341686/life-is-full-of-little-surprises-for-example">assiest</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>life is full of little surprises, for example:</p> <p>‘dog food lid’ when read backwards is ‘dildo of god’</p> <p>truly amazing</p> </blockquote>http://captainderp.tumblr.com/post/51328459109http://captainderp.tumblr.com/post/51328459109Sat, 25 May 2013 15:46:40 -0500<p><a href="http://yzma.tumblr.com/post/51307822132" class="tumblr_blog">yzma</a>:</p> <blockquote><p>pull the lever kronk</p></blockquote>http://captainderp.tumblr.com/post/51328362441http://captainderp.tumblr.com/post/51328362441Sat, 25 May 2013 15:45:15 -0500<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_mafcc3aVC81rqqme8o1_500.png"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_mafcc3aVC81rqqme8o2_500.png"/><br/> <br/><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://littletrenchcoatangel.tumblr.com/post/44413164392/josephasfoury-most-of-the-comments-on-this-are">littletrenchcoatangel</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://josephasfoury.tumblr.com/post/43971443467/most-of-the-comments-on-this-are-things-like-aw"><span class="GingerNoCheckStart"></span>josephasfoury</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>most of the comments on this are things like “aw cute” so i have no idea if the majority of the people who’ve seen this noticed what’s in the last panel</p> </blockquote> <p><span class="GingerNoCheckEnd"></span>oh my god</p> </blockquote>http://captainderp.tumblr.com/post/51328064360http://captainderp.tumblr.com/post/51328064360Sat, 25 May 2013 15:40:53 -0500<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/8df203c780bfafa2ee3e78f355f241d8/tumblr_mjzz3ic6OK1rcy8g0o1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/>http://captainderp.tumblr.com/post/51327842151http://captainderp.tumblr.com/post/51327842151Sat, 25 May 2013 15:37:39 -0500<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/b2942a664672c87b358bb612f29d89ba/tumblr_mnddq9cx671qdpc16o1_500.png"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/45b1921f512602ab4de8c1ca4fa34363/tumblr_mnddq9cx671qdpc16o2_500.png"/><br/> <br/>http://captainderp.tumblr.com/post/51327831825http://captainderp.tumblr.com/post/51327831825Sat, 25 May 2013 15:37:30 -0500